"I don't eat a pig 'cuz a pig is a cop" – House of Pain “Jump Around”

 

"The cow is of the bovine ilk. One end is moo, the other milk."-Ogden Nash

 

"Enjoy life without disturbing the others"-Francois Rabelais, "Gargantua & Pantagruel"

 

"The birds of paradise alight only upon the hand that does not grasp"-John Berry

 

"You know what my motto is, Mom? 'I didn't know what couldn't be done, so I did it.' That's my motto."-Kid on the #1 bus (boston)

 

"Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees"-Karl Baker

 

"Tread softly! All the earth is holy ground"-Christina Rossetti

 

"Birds! Birds! Ye are beautiful things, with your earth treading feet and your cloud clearing wings!"-Eliza Cook

 

"If you're interested in cooking, you're also just naturally interested in art, in love, and in culture."-Madame Jehane Benoit

 

"Part of the secret of success  is to eat what you like"-Mark Twain

 

"This beast attacked my brother

It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold

His hands were frostbitten

His hands were also numb

The chicken cow, the chicken cow

The chicken cow, the chicken cow

 Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Blockbuster Video: Wow what a difference!"-Wesley Willis

 

I may be a tree huggin' hippie, but it's a big tree to get your arms around. - my mentor at Ford (2000)

 

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!" - Dr. Suess

 

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?" -Family Circus cartoon